No wonder I was paranoid as a kid

When I was a kid, I had a strange paranoid tendency, though I think I came by it honestly.

As a little boy, I was informed in song that Santa Claus knew when I was sleeping, was awake and if I’d been bad or good. A few years later, intimidating nuns in Catholic school warned me that God was always watching and was aware of all that I was doing. Now I am being watched constantly by satellite, GPS, Google, Facebook, street and store cameras and a video security camera we have in our home.

I’m exhausted from being good.

– Chris Schroder, The 100 Companies